NO HANDS (6 mins)
Over drinks, an old friend reveals a masturbation technique that must be experienced to be believed.

Written and Directed by Joslyn Jensen
Executive Produced by Liz Cardenas
Produced by Frank Mosley and Adam J. Minnick
Cinematography by Adam J. Minnick

Director Statement: On its face, No Hands is a midnight comedy – with splashy genre elements and even a climactic cutaway to a vagina (which is actually an angle on my own hairy armpit, a brilliant bit of movie-magic devised by my Art Department head Eman Akram Nader). This is a premise designed to shock and delight the audience as it horrifies the protagonist with its audacity, but, really, this film is about my own attachments to professional jealousy and a reminder to myself and other artists that it is ridiculous to compare ourselves… because we can all get off.